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[其他] The woman language translator [複製鏈接]

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發表於 2010-12-16 17:22:30 |顯示全部樓層
翻成中文........

女人語言翻譯機,看影片吧


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handofer  唬爛的東西  發表於 2010-12-16 21:18:47
Jeff  這商品有點誇張...  發表於 2010-12-16 20:08:35
沒事就亂晃,不懂的就Google,再沒有就問囉

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發表於 2010-12-17 15:25:43 |顯示全部樓層
讓我想到這篇= =a

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

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發表於 2010-12-20 07:02:39 |顯示全部樓層
這商品看起來就是傲嬌翻譯機
人生目標:可與任何人對談十分鐘,身體健康70分

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